Mecannylad telephoned the Tax Office Call-Centre earlier today.......
“Good morning,welcome to Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs;
For English, press one.
For Polish, press two.
For Welsh, press three”
Welsh speaking Indians on the Call-Centre sub continent .... now that IS talent.
As a lost parrot from a Tyneside rainforest I must say that - even after all these years - Mecannylad is still decidedly uneasy in the company of the barrow-boy millionaires and the mascara-caked killer ants I regularly bump into on the over-rated Peak District restaurant circuit.
I’m happy with a steak and ale pie anytime in my local pub. Rubbing shoulders with the rural rif-raf