S&M Geordie style.
“Are you sure you can take the pain?” Mecannylass demanded, brandishing a new Victoria Beckham patent leather belt she had just bought herself for Christmas from Harvey Nichols in Manchester.
“OK. punish me; make me suffer like only a real woman can” I whispered submissively.
“You're worth it.” she pouted in her sexy Cheryl Cole tones.
........ Mecannylass then showed me the receipt.