Slave to Sell-by-Dates
Whenever she's at the Supermarket Mecannylass is a slave to sell-by-dates ..... she's always creating havoc by scouring at the back of the displays looking for the freshest items..... leaving chaos in her wake.
"Shut up will you.It's for the good of your health" she keeps telling me.
Mecannylad even caught her ditching a full pack of six toilet rolls the other day just because they were within a few days of their sell-by-date.
My arse ..... what has the modern world come to with sell-by-dates for bog rolls in the first place ?