Keep Calm and P*** Off.
The downside of living in such a beautiful part of the world is that every local shop and cafe - no matter how big or small - have been cramming their shelves with meaningless and less than useless gifts and crafts.
The latest craze is seemingly to emblazon the wartime buzz words 'Keep Calm and Carry On' on anything and everything ....... the damn phrase is bloody everywhere. On tin signs, on tea-towels, on toilet rolls, on cups, on doormats, on postcards, on plant pots ......
Please ...... Keep Calm and P*** Off won't you .... and think of something else to put on your trashy trinkets.