The Case of the Curious Fence
Regular readers of Mecannylad will be familiar with the spoonerisms from dear old Hilda.
Never one to disappoint, only yesterday, Hilda took great delight in telling all and sundry in the village Post Office that she has had a man around to tantalise her new wooden garden fence.
Bless ........ I think she means that her fence was made from tanalised timber.