The thrill of Kitchen Roll

I think it might be time for Mecannylad to treat Mecannylass to a big night out in the city. 

Poor bugger; I suspect she’s slipping into a rut here in the hills. 

What makes me say that? .... you may ask. 

Well ..... nowadays she tends  to be getting excited over the funniest little thing ...... like the latest pattern on her favourite kitchen roll.

Can't be doing with that.
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