Elephantitus in the Peak District
Bloody hell; must tell you, Mecannylad attended one of our village socials the other night. Oh my God,when will they ever learn ?
What looks good on nubile fashion models in the Sunday Supplements is not necessarily right for the more - how can I put it - agricultural type of lady who lives here in the Peak District.
They all seem to suffer from elephantitus in their knees.