Brothel Creepers & Fleshy Honkers
I realise it’s probably a Geordie thing to be derisive when what we mean to be is complimentary …. but frankly Mecannylad does find today`s fashion conscious young women who gratuitously flash their fleshy honkers in public rather too much for my liking.
I`m just glad I`m past it … I don`t think Mecannylad would be able to cope being out on the Toon these days. For a start; Mecannylass tells me that my brothel creepers (size 8, black suede) are now a fashion no-no and that the favourite purple C&A crimplene suit (plumb actually) wouldn`t go anywhere near me. I`d have to lose 5 sodden stones at least!
Oh, the ravages of time. The world Mecannylad grew up in has long gone.