Pert breasts, perky budgies and pearly white teeth.
Mecannylad thought that the era of endless junk mail fluttering onto the doormat every morning was a thing of the past. Not so; take today for instance…. the postman had to knock, there was so much of the damn stuff.
Senior Well-Being in the Peak District screamed this particular expensive looking front cover. Inside were 120 illustrated pages full of perfect specimens with their pearly white teeth, their pert breasts or their perky budgies to the fore. They were – believe it or not - modelling bunion correction pads, hernia corsets and the like.What a bloody charade for God`s sake ! Surely by rights these products should be advertised by the coffin-dodgers they were meant for – demented bearded ladies,old men with itchy haemorrhoids, the crotchety and the slow.
Come to think of it, these young kids may very well have deprived Mecannylad and Mecannylass a new career opportunity !