1. All our officers are busy at the moment ( no doubt filling in their overtime forms or suing each other for sexual or racial discrimination.)
3. If you are calling to report that your furniture showroom has been burned down by rioters or such like, then your call will certainly be transferred to the Indian sub-continent and someone might get back to you in the next 72 hours ….. if you’re lucky.
Welcome to community policing 2011 !!!